Pepper Eats Her Feelings

Someone (Pepper) ate a box of 8 donuts while I was out last night   While assessing the damage, I realized that kind of dedication to junk food binging can only be caused by a handful of possible scenarios.  1. she got dumped by her boyfriend for a younger, hotter bitch, 2. She just saw a particularly sappy engagement post on Facebook that serves as a painful reminder that she’s not married like all of her other friends or 3. she’s realized her modeling days are behind her and her dream of being featured on the cover of “Horse and Hound” will never be realized. 

Thank God she can’t open the freezer to get to the ice cream.

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